Sloppy Bros — Welcome to Dynasty Football
By the Commissioner · August 18, 2026
Welcome to Sloppy Bros, boys.
Hopefully, this is the beginning of a long-running dynasty league where we can look back years from now and laugh at the trades, draft picks, terrible lineup decisions, and completely unnecessary arguments that started it all.
Recent Trades
Full historySuck my balls Mr. Garrett receives
- David Montgomery (RB)
- Terry McLaurin (WR)
- Tyler Shough (QB)
kshizzy10 receives
- Drake London (WR)
- 2027 Round 1 pick (Suck my balls Mr. Garrett)
The Royal Drake squad receives
- De'Von Achane (RB)
- Parker Washington (WR)
- Matthew Golden (WR)
- Demond Claiborne (RB)
- De'Zhaun Stribling (WR)
- 2027 Round 2 pick (The Royal Drake squad)
kshizzy10 receives
- David Montgomery (RB)
- Terry McLaurin (WR)
- Kenneth Walker (RB)
- Tyler Shough (QB)
- Antonio Williams (WR)
- 2027 Round 4 pick (kshizzy10)
- 2027 Round 3 pick (hunterg00)
Litty11 receives
- Kayshon Boutte (WR)
Suck my balls Mr. Garrett receives
- Deshaun Watson (QB)
Litty11 receives
- Bucky Irving (RB)
- 2027 Round 1 pick (kshizzy10)
- 2029 Round 1 pick (kshizzy10)
kshizzy10 receives
- Ashton Jeanty (RB)
Roster value by my redraft rankings
- 1606.5
kshizzy10
CeeDee Lamb (WR) · Ashton Jeanty (RB) · Kenneth Walker (RB)
- 2606.5
simbagoodlin
Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR) · Christian McCaffrey (RB) · Derrick Henry (RB)
- 3581.0
Welit3
Jahmyr Gibbs (RB) · Zay Flowers (WR) · Josh Jacobs (RB)
- 4568.0
BaileyK02
Omarion Hampton (RB) · Justin Jefferson (WR) · Josh Allen (QB)
- 5556.8
hunterg00
Ja'Marr Chase (WR) · Saquon Barkley (RB) · Brock Bowers (TE)
- 6M541.3
Mudcow
Bijan Robinson (RB) · Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR) · Chase Brown (RB)
- 7C523.9
ChowderInc
A.J. Brown (WR) · De'Von Achane (RB) · DeVonta Smith (WR)
- 8521.8
natefoxman
Puka Nacua (WR) · Nico Collins (WR) · Breece Hall (RB)
- 9521.6
HunchoE
Jonathan Taylor (RB) · Rashee Rice (WR) · Trey McBride (TE)
- 10515.5
Litty11
James Cook (RB) · George Pickens (WR) · Lamar Jackson (QB)
Scores weight projected starters (2QB/2RB/3WR/1TE + 2 flex) at full value and bench depth at 20%, using the commissioner redraft board.
Power Rankings
Week 1 · By the Commissioner
- 1
simbagoodlin
🔥 The Favorite
- 2
Litty11
💪 The Challenger
- 3
kshizzy10
📈 The Rising Threat
- 4
Welit3
🧱 The Veteran Contender
- 5
BaileyK02
⚡ The Sleeper
- 6M
Mudcow
🌱 Building Something
- 7
natefoxman
🎯 The Wild Card
- 8C
ChowderInc
🛠️ The Rebuild
- 9
hunterg00
👀 The Dark Horse
- 10
HunchoE
🆕 The Newcomer
All-Time Standings
simbagoodlin
simbagoodlin
3-1
523 PF
kshizzy10
kshizzy10
3-0-1
511 PF
Mudcow
Mudcow
3-1
441 PF
BaileyK02
BaileyK02
2-1-1
530 PF
Suck my balls Mr. Garrett
Welit3
2-1-1
507 PF
Litty11
Litty11
1-2-1
481 PF
HunchoE
HunchoE
1-3
434 PF
The Royal Drake squad
ChowderInc
1-3
396 PF
natefoxman
natefoxman
1-2-1
381 PF
hunterg00
hunterg00
0-3-1
439 PF