The Drunkest Men We Know

Drunkest Men We Know — Year 12(ish): The Storylines Continue

By the Commissioner · August 18, 2026

1. 1C

   ChowderInc

   Jonathan Taylor (RB) · Rashee Rice (WR) · Javonte Williams (RB)

   525.4
2. 2B

   baker25

   Christian McCaffrey (RB) · De'Von Achane (RB) · Drake London (WR)

   518.9
3. 3

   FFKnowitall892

   Bijan Robinson (RB) · Ashton Jeanty (RB) · Justin Jefferson (WR)

   515.7
4. 4

   CamronGiles

   Jahmyr Gibbs (RB) · Puka Nacua (WR) · Josh Allen (QB)

   515.2
5. 5

   Alterado22

   Chase Brown (RB) · CeeDee Lamb (WR) · Lamar Jackson (QB)

   508.3
6. 6

   jgross50

   Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR) · Kenneth Walker (RB) · Derrick Henry (RB)

   489.7
7. 7

   chasemiller

   Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR) · Brock Bowers (TE) · Chris Olave (WR)

   486.6
8. 8

   FFdawgz

   James Cook (RB) · Nico Collins (WR) · Trey McBride (TE)

   461.5
9. 9

   slhutman

   Ja'Marr Chase (WR) · Saquon Barkley (RB) · Josh Jacobs (RB)

   457.5
10. 10

    thebutcher

    Omarion Hampton (RB) · A.J. Brown (WR) · Malik Nabers (WR)

    452.4

Scores weight projected starters (1QB/2RB/2WR/1TE + 2 flex) at full value and bench depth at 20%, using the commissioner redraft board.